Vulgarity pays. Or does it?

In the past 36 hours or so, most of the websites I visit daily have been inundated by a series of ads, paid by the makers of Vimax, inviting men to expand their manliness.
(I am certainly not going to link to it, I am sure you can find it – or, more likely, it will find you, whether you want it or not.)

The message is very simple, along the lines of:

Surprise her with extra inches...

and

Want to shock the girls?

It is complemented by appropriately clicheic and poorly executed imagery.
(Worry not: there are no images of the organ in question, either "before" or "after" - thank God for small mercies... But there are aesthetically no less offensive closeups of women resembling hyperventilating, half-dead fish that, frankly, I don't see how anyone could be even interested in »surprising« or »shocking« anyway.)

Well, my pet websites – especially Care2 and Redjellyfish, IMDB to a lesser degree – certainly »shocked« yours truly by their inclusion of such advertising.

What's extraordinary is not the ubiquitous nature of this series – although I am not sure I've seen anything like this campaign on mainstream websites – but its unusually low-brow concept and imagery.

Will the client catch a lot of fish with such vulgar baits?

I am guessing... of course. Of course, they will.
It seems they always do.
Because you can always rely on people to be gullible to the point of stupidity, and to fall prey to the vulgar, even if it costs them their eyesight. (Besides, when you're trying to sell cr** to customers uneducated enough to buy into it, aesthetic sophistication will only harm the desired effect.)

But that's not the point.
What puzzles me is the willingness of apparently respectable and respectful websites to run these ads.

First of all, everyone sophisticated enough to use the internet (and even striving to use it for a greater good, like the visitorship of click-to-donate websites, for example) knows – or should know by now – there are no pills or other aids to effectively enlarge the male sexual organ. It is the sort of message one can easily envisage in the The Sun, the National Enquirer, that sort of »newspapers«, and their internet counterparts. Tabloids. You would expect them to have a very low opinion of their readers' intelligence or/and education – and, well, let's be honest: justifiably so.

But mainstream websites? Respectable online newspapers, click-to-donate sites, IMDB (not to mention certain »conspiracy sites«, where, I am sure, they will glean hundreds of eager customers)?

The truth is, the websites that run these ads do look diminished – very much so –, certainly in my eyes. They look... well, willing to stoop to almost anything in exchange for good money – including the ultimate »no no«: communicating to your visitors that you think they are uneducated and/or stupid.

What's remarkable - and somewhat worrisome - is that they never stooped to anything quite like this in the past.

Is »recession« already hitting them, and as badly as that?
(Yes, those are inverted commas, and it's not a punctuation error on my part.)

Is it some sort of post-post-modern sociological experiment of dubious ethics?

Whatever it is, I am sitting here, writing this, instead of spending the same amount on time on one or more of the websites above, as I would usually do at this time of the evening.

But as long as there are men clicking on those hideous banners, I guess they don't care.

The thing is... there's a good chance I won't be coming back even after those ads have run their course and they remove them.

Make no mistake: I am not offended by the implicit presence of the mighty(-to-be) penis.

I am considerably more offended, on a purely aesthetic level, by the brain-dead expressions of the unlovely faces shown to illustrate the reaction of the recipients of the shock-surprise.

Come to think of it... "offended" is not really the right expression.
I am surprised and disappointed; and, as in real life, I don't really look forward to spending time with anyone who I suspect believes me to be lacking in IQ.

No: no, that's not exactly accurate, either. Not in this case.
I do not believe that those websites I visit really consider the majority of their visitors, including myself, to be stupid, and so it's not that what I resent.

What I resent is being shown they think of me - you, us - principally in terms of numbers.

You may think of your customers in terms of numbers - of course.
You are expected to.

But showing it, rubbing it into their faces, is more than impolite.
It's bad, bad business.

Someone should do the math from this perspective, too.

And yes, I know that I am just one.
But – as the popular poem (and terrific slogan!) goes - I am one.
And there may be more of us, ones, than the myopic marketing pundits of those websites expected.

HOLOCAUST as a power word

I was watching CNN just now, their report on the protests in front of the Israeli embassy in London against Israel's air strikes on Gaza.

Among the assorted - not very many different - signs the protesters were carrying two were predominant: Free Palestine and Stop the holocaust in Gaza.

In the news "ticker" running at the bottom of the screen CNN chose to highlight the slogan Free Palestine - which is indeed the most all-encompassing and essential message of these protests. That is, in fact, the ultimate goal of most politically active Palestinians - certainly that of Hamas.

The eye of the camera, however, lingered on another one: Stop the holocaust in Gaza.
(N.B. It may have "lingered" on it simply because the group displaying it was the most vocal and visually agitated one.)

In the past thirty years or so, the term holocaust has become synonymous with the most unfortunate chapters in the history of Jewish people.
Furthermore, it has been elevated to a sort of "trademark" of the Jewish people and culture. This statement might sound cynical (even though its intention is far from it), but it is the truth.
(Should you need proof, you can prove it to yourself quite easily. When you hear it, do you think of, say, Rwanda? Armenia in 1916? The Nuba? The Roma - AKA Gypsies - in Nazi Germany? Do you?)

And it was the EYE - not history books or articles - which elevated it to such a status. The eye of the camera - of Hollywood, to be more precise. (Of Steven Spielberg's cameras, to be painfully precise.) The public in the TV era think with their eye.

And so, if you are going to use it - or any "power word" - for your own purposes, you'd better do it by harnessing the power of the camera. Articles, editorials and so on will only get you so far - which, in this day and age, with functional illiteracy rampant, isn't very far. To be seen at all, you have to be seen on TV.

Which brings us to today's protests in London.

If the protesters are using the word "holocaust" as a premeditated attempt to succinctly represent the extent and human suffering, the horror (perceived or real) of what the Israeli government is doing, they have jumped the gun too soon.

To make the term really speak to as wide an audience as possible, such a powerful "power word" should only be used in conjunction with much more spectacular protests - or as a consequence of much more (you're going to hate me for this, but your hatred would be misplaced) "dramatic" carnage.

For the media, a few hundred dead - unless it's in the USA or Europe, especially the EU - is simply not "striking" enough. Worrying - yes, breaking news - most definitely. But at this stage - which, admittedly, may escalate, and quickly - those protests don't seem compelling enough to command "the world's" - i.e. the media - undivided attention.

Now imagine this scene. The air strikes continue, the number of dead rises, the media reports become much more alarming, until there is an ocean of people willing to take center stage in one or more prominent European and USA cities - all displaying just two signs: Free Palestine and (as an example) Stop the Holocaust in Palestine.

The message you want picked by the media and the world's public must be clear and concise (and should not contain too many - more than four - words) - and, of course, in direct correlation with the events that triggered the protests.

And so, you choose a clear and concise wording of your ultimate aim - in this case, - complemented by a message the force of which is directly borrowed from the force of your adversary.
In martial arts terms: you use your adversary's own weight and strength against him. The use of the word holocaust in these specific circumstances is such a message.

What happens?
By seemingly (I said seemingly) mis-using the term usually "reserved" for the Jewish (hence, by implication - whether justifiably or not is another question - Israel) it triggers a brief pause: it makes people stop and think, evaluate what the term really means (we're talking of an extremely fast thought process here: of seconds, perhaps tenths of seconds) .

The final conclusion regarding its validity (most reasonably educated people would, of course, agree that the term cannot be justifiably applied to just one group of the world's population) is almost irrelevant.

Because the power of the "power word" - holocaust - is still there.
The emotional and intellectual power it has accumulated - via books and, most especially, the media - from the countless tragedies associated with it is intact. Only, now it has been transfered onto another group.
Furthermore, when it is associated with bloody events - on a large scale - that everyone can witness, it potentially harnesses the haunting shadow of historic collective guilt expressed (if not necessarily heart-felt) by parts of the intellectual public - including politicians - regarding the world's lack of reaction to the mistreatment of Jews 70 years ago.

We're not talking of necessarily very profound emotions on the part of the viewing public; and even the rage - i.e. the direction of the emotions - of those who may oppose its use by the Palestinians is more or less irrelevant. (And BTW, the less the public knows about history, the better.)

What matters is that the transfer of such a powerful and long-lasting "power word" effectively attracts attention; and when it's done on a very large, visually overwhelming scale - and consistently - the process of empathy, of emotional adoption (on the part of the viewing public), begins.

And so does the increase of the protesters' bargaining power.
In the eye of the public, of course.
What goes on behind the scenes... ah well, that is another matter.

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P.S.

I will be editing this text in the next few hours or days.
Why?
I don't know yet.
How do I know it, then?
Because I always do. ;)